Best Coffee Shops to Break Up In

So Valentine's Day is over and now you're second guessing that Tinder Date that somehow turned into a relationship overnight. Since it's socially unacceptable to break up with someone on Valentine's day, here is a list of places to get the deed done after February 14th.

Purebread

photo by: @purebread_canada

Let's be honest here, the only way to soften the blow of a break up is by offering delicious pastries to console their broken heart. Purebread has you covered! Baked goods as far as the eye can see, and while they're enjoying their cinnamon bun or crack bar, you can make your exit knowing you did one last good deed.

Revolver

Revolver is known for amazing coffee and quick service, but did you also know they're known for having limited seating? This works well for you! Get two coffees to go and by the time their coffee is done, you'll have realized there is no place to sit and just have to get the breakup over with and can leave within 5 minutes flat.

photo by: @revolvercoffee

Starbucks on Hamilton Street

The reason I suggest this Starbucks specifically is because it has 2 exits, one of which is near the washrooms. You grab a couple coffee's and just start "the talk". If it get's too uncomfortable all you have to do is say you need to go to the washroom and just walk out of the second exit. It's fool proof...trust me.

 Moving Coffee Roastery

photo by: @movingcoffee

This place is great for a breakup for two reasons. The first reason being that it is so tiny that if you are breaking up with someone then the people serving you will basically hear every word being said so the other person can't react poorly because people are watching. The second reason is that they bake bread there and the smell of bread makes even the saddest person happy, so you're good!

So here are a few options to get you ready for that breakup you've been planning. You can also go to these coffee shops just to enjoy them; it's totally your call at the end of the day.

Cheers,

Alfred Drinking Coffee

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